Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet enjines. Why? Because weasels never leave the ground. Weasels never take risk. Ergo, Eagles may get sucked into jet enjines likewise, weasels never recognize the predator.
Here's a few for yesterdays Today's saying. I congradulation to the winner.
A Belgium diner owner wanted his daughter to get married. He did not want her to become an old maid. So when his daughter brought her Black friend to the diner and announced him as her fiance, the owner was delighted. With a teethy grin, he declared,"Chicken and waffles for everybody."
Rusty, an Irish-American Vietnam vet told me this story. "we about 20 clicks from the Cambodian border. It was night when we came under attack by the VC. All of our positions were pinned down. We caught hell. That's right it was chicken and waffles for everybody."
When Jacque Reed asked the President to expand on his economic policy, he was forced to retreat to his father's words. He said, "Let me put it to you this way. Read my lips. It's gonna be chicken and waffles for everybody."
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