Pedro was a "man about town" so to speak, but Maria
was very naive and uninformed about the birds and the bees.
Pedro was a poor working man and could not afford to
take time off for a honeymoon. So, that night they
retired to his little shack.
When Pedro was undressing Maria said, "Oh Pedro, what is that?"
Pedro, being very quick thinking, said, "Maria, I am the only man in
the world with one of these."
And, then, he proceeded to show her what it was for, and Maria was happy.
The next morning Pedro went off to work as usual.
When he returned home that evening, Maria was on the front porch
obviously upset about something.
"Pedro, you told me that you were the only man in the world with one of
those, and I saw Gonzalez the gardener changing his clothes behind the
shed, and he had one, too."
Thinking fast, Pedro said, "Oh, Maria, Gonzalez is my very best friend.
I had two of them so I ! gave him one. He is the only other man in the
world with one of those."
Maria being very stupid accepted his answer and they did their thing
again that night.
Pedro went off to work the next morning; and, when he returned home,
Maria was very upset, stamping her foot on the porch.
Pedro said, "Maria, what is the matter now?"
"Pedro, you gave Gonzalez the better one!!"
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