A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.
The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of
3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.
"Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl
for a while and she's really hot. I want the
condoms because I think tonight's "the" night.
We're having dinner with her parents, and then
we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna
get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll
want me all the time, so you'd better give me
the 12 pack."
Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with
his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he
might give the blessing, and they agree.
He begins the prayer, but continues praying for
several minutes.
The girl leans over and says, "You never told me
that you were such a religious person."
He leans over to her and says, "You never told
me that your father is a pharmacist."
|
|